Oh No!!! I am super tiny

One day, I want to take the book that on the locker because the locker is too high, so I put some book under it and step on it, but later I fall down and lost my mind. When I walk up I see the book I take become super big, and I can see a giant trash can beside me, that why I know I become super small.


First thing I want to do is go to Steven Liu’s house and go in his all video game and take away the component and he will think who did it and blame on K.C, then K.C got punish. Second thing I want to do is I will tell my brother that I become so small and don’t tell anybody and I will tell my brother take out his helicopter and I will go in and he can control it. I also want to found the car and control it. Then I will tell my brother to bring me a soda, so I can dive in and swimming and drink the soda.

Third thing I will to do is go to K.C’s house and I will go in his brain and I can’t see a cockpit and control him to do bad thing. I will control him to use the baseball bat to hit the teacher and smack Steven Liu’s computer by the chair he will be so died that he can ever apology. Fourth thing I want to do is go to Alex’s house to see his homework answer, and I can get A+, that will be so cool.

Fifth thing I will want to do I will want to make my own super small chain gun; I want to use it to kill (Beeb).

After that I kind of feel tired and I want to sleep on my tiny bed, suddenly I hear someone keep wake me up, and I say shut up, and wake up and want to kill that person, and I wake up. I back to my regular size, and I see my brother is waking me up, and I beat him up and sit down and read my book, but I still think about that dream that was a super interesting dream. The End

Tinyman! -Alex

  When I woke up from my dream's dream, I have a weird feeling of why in this dumb world is my underwear so big. Then, I realize that I have shrunk to a size as small as an ant infant. I tried to get back to my original by killing somebody. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea of where Wesley's house of maps are so I'm forced to kill the annoying K.C. So I went to his house eluding his pet cat and fish, and wild rats and also Michael Jackson clones. I touched a grappling gun and it shrunk! So I used this to reach the top of the bed with K.C. sleeping. So I went into his ear and made him deaf. Then, I went into K.C's mouth and broke his vocal cords while successfully going into his lungs. I buffeted the lungs and his died of air suffocation. I growed a little and killing things do work. Eventually, I found out that it's a clone and I found it hard to get out of the lungs so I used the shrunken grapple gun to tear out the fake pieces of lung. I escaped and ignited K.C.'s house so all K.C. and Michael Jackson clones can die. The house is successfully burnt down and I successfully grown back to my own size. Unfortunately, K.C. needs to pay another 8 hundred million U.S. dollars to get another house and his mother was very - I mean very very - mad at him. I laughed and laughed and I was woken up by my mom. THE END.

My Daydream Journal

              If I was super small, I would hide inside the cabnet and eat whatever I wanted and if someone found me I would climb on his/her face while sleeping and freak them out and make them pass out and then I would drag him/ her into the bathroom and lock the door from the outside. I then would then pick up the worst smelling cheese and gas grenade and then throw it into the bathroom and make bim/her pass out agian!

If i am a giant

            If i am a giant, i will steal money from the people that is stealing money. I will steal the money and force the police or government to donate the money to me, the thief catcher. All the citizens will hate me because i took all the money away from them without giving them back. The government will broke and i will buy the whole country down and become the dictator of the country. I will rule the country and build a giant white house for my self and others all have to live in small sod houses and work for me for their rest of their life!!!!!

            I will have an empire of mine and my family and become the world's dictator and rule the whole world! Then i will become the best basketball player in the NBA or the whole world because i a the tallest and i can dunk and shoot and other people can't stop me because they are too short(they can only assinate me) Even if people wants to asssinate me, they can't because i will wear clothes that is bullet proof and kill whoever wants to kill me. I will walk around the whole world in just 5 hours but i will never do that because i can just ride the huge Bugatti Veyron just for me and bump everyone blocking my way and play PSP when i am tired of driving because my computer system can help me control my car and drive safely to anyplace that i wish to go or to kill (bump) My car also has bullet proof windows and metal around it but it still can have a max. speed of 450km/h which is still faster than the regular Bugatti Veyron!!!!!! I can also have a super long Lincoln limo, it is the longest limo ever made. There are a PS3, XBOX, Macbook, a small fridge filled with drinks and a super

                                by Steven Liu

If I were a Giant or a Tiny man...

  If I were a giant, I would try to save those ( tiny people ) if they have danger, and if they come to visit me, I won't be like the giant in some fairy tales that eat people, I would be nice to those ( tiny people ) instead of  eating them. Also, I wouldn't have to worry about my food every day because all those ( tiny people ) would give me food every day because they think I am nice, I have saved their lives when they are in emergencies. I will live in the sky because I am so tall that I can touch the outside of the earth. But, sometimes if I am going home, I won't look down, and I would break things, and usually if I broke those things, I would help them fix it immediately. Also, I think there is a fun thing of being a giant, that I can see the world when I am walking already because I am so tall that I can stand in the deep ocean, and not drown! Yeah! 


  But, if I were a tiny man, first of all I would tell those ( giant people ) that I am below them to avoid them to step on me, and I would tell them to find a safe place for me to live such as clean places that have no people. Also, I could save people by using a small knife that I bring all the time, to sting the people who do bad thing to others. I am not afraid of doing this because they could not see me that tiny, and I could sting them without them noticing me. Also, I would not have to worry about my food every day because all those ( giant people ) would give me food every day because they think I am nice, too. But, there is a bad thing for being a tiny people is that I could almost not possibly see the whole world during my life time because I am so small that I would have no idea where I am going, and if at least I know, it would take a long time for me to walk just in one country!


                                              -Aaron

The Adventures of Detective Clewless

It was a dark, cold, and bitter November night. I looked up at the sun wondering how am the world am I looking at it if it was such a dark night the author who wrote this story was taking about. Okay, so it was a bright and sunny day and I was out celebrating the fact that I found out that my pet boa constrictor died because someone told me it did. When I went back to my office I found out that I forgot to flip the sign and it still said "OPEN". Walking in, I found a dead guy inside with a knife in his back holding a box with that claims it has money. Unfortunately there was nothing inside except for a note claiming that the messenger had been killed and looted for no reason. It took me an hour for me to realize that there was a reason for him to be killed and looted... FOR MONEY! So I got angry because the money was mine and the economy has no future whatsoever, so it's hard to get good money nowadays. I found the poor messenger's ID card which said that he was Vick Tim. Then I inspected his shirt which said that he was from "Free Money Co." I found it's address and walked there seeing that the messenger also walked and that I probably could do the same thing, seeing the place seemed close.

It has been three days just to walk there. I arrived, astounded with the fact that I am still alive and made it through but still am in a very critical condition. I crawled to the reception and asked for my money. They said that I had received my share. I cursed the receptionist and told her that mine was stolen and one of their transporters, Vick Tim died. They blasted me, saying that I am a detective and should know better to go get it back with my brains. They also said that they don't really care about Vick Tim, seeing that he's got a son, Vick Tim II, that they could use. Since I could only get the money by confronting the killer, I ate a meager meal at a restaurant and walked back to my office.

Again, I entered my office, panting. I didn't need to crawl, seeing that I had more energy than my last journey. The body of Tim, I found out, had been taken to a morgue by the police for investigation. I went to the police station and asked if there were any fingerprints on it. They said yes, and they said that the fingerprint was from Nifty Trains Potter. I asked for information on what they did to him, and they said that they went to his place and arrested him. They took him in for questioning, and he said that he only was told to give the knife to someone by his boss. They asked him so many questions he started going crazy and had to go to a mental hospital. Unfortunately, they gave the rest of the case to me because the mayor lost his pet gila monster.

It was a good thing that we did find out that he gave the knife to a guy who lives in a slum building near the lake. I got there and found someone called Sirius Keel and asked him if he has my money. He punched me, so I got angry and kicked him in his privates. He backed off and took out a handgun and attempted to shoot me twice. The first bullet bounced off my pants zipper but still really hurt. The second one went out the window. I heard an "Ouch!" and a camera clicking. I later found out that he died, and that his name was Inn Cent Bi Sandra. Anyways, I kicked Keel in the face. Then I quickly grabbed the gun from his hand and forced him to give me the money. He gave me one fake hundred-dollar bill. I got angry because I thought that the money must have been much more than that instead of realizing that the money was an impostor. I took out a tiny grenade and told him that if he didn't give me the money I would shove it down his [expletive] throat. He cursed me using the most obscene language I've ever heard of with my mother as the main subject, but gave in at the end. He gave me another hundred bucks, this time real, and it satisfied me, so I let him go, happy with my new handgun and "couple" hundred dollars. I took me ten seconds to realize that I had just let a criminal go, an quickly ran out the building only to find that the police had already taken care of him. I found out that there had been a really big reward for his arrest, so I got really angry and blasted the cops that I was the one who disarmed him an had to undergo extreme pain from having a bullet bounce off my pants zipper. The cops all wound up laughing, only to all end up in a hospital later because they laughed the air out of them. Seeing an opportunity, I took Keel away from two of the laughing officers before they got hoarse and went to the poilice station to claim my reward, which was simply 1000 pennies. How very thoughtful of them.

-The End-

By Kevin Chien

My name is Ken! ( You have to read it, is about you) do not delet this post

   Hello!!! My name is Ken. My school is Pacific American School, I ‘m in sixth grade. I am a super funny guy. (I don’t know you think I am a funny guy), I love to have PE class, and I have fun in PAS school PE class, but now I only have one PE class because I have ESL, so I will quit the ESL soon.


I’m also a computer master, I can help people to go on internet (I help Greg and K.C), I also know a lot of game like Roblox (K.C, Dom, Alex, Greg have playing this game)

I love to help people the thing that I can do it and I also like to treat people something. My friend has Greg, Steven Lee, K.C, Aaron, Dominic, Alex, Steven Liu Wesley and Jerry (those two guys I not sure they are my friend).

I love to play dodge ball and I am best player in our class, Wesley is good at running, Steven Liu is good at basketball, Lee is good at baseball, Jerry is almost good at everything except English(hope his English can be batter), Alex and K.C is smartest sixth grade in our class, and we have two scare girl. I have a lot of fun in PAS sixth grade and I not sure I will be back in seventh grade, If I report card degrade, I won’t come back again, so I always hope my report card can be good grade.



By : Ken

Homestead game HARD!!!!!

     The Homestead game is so hard that you can get poor very easy, Is Hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roblox acount lock master: Ken

I could lock your roblox, if you doing something bad. BEWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex is bad!!!!

Alex why you delet my writing, you are bad sexy girl. bad bad bad!!!! give me a reason why you doing that.

Rocky Mountains Trip -Alex

  What a wonderful time I had in the picturesque mountains of the Rockies when visiting my favorite uncle and his husky in his cozy wooden house that even has a fire place to snuggle up to!  The clear bright blue evening surrounded me, and I felt so happy and comfortable - it was like I was in another world! The cold pure white snow chilled me as it covered the steep and rocky mountains. The snow was so thick on the rocks, almost like it protected the brown rocks like a mother would protect her child from danger. Below that was a clean, open field full of white snow in which nothing lived. For anyone who would seek a skiing adventure, this mountain chain would provide an awesome experience! I wish I can live in this tranquility with such beauty surrounding me. I enjoyed a week of peace and fun out there. I even took a picture of Mt. Elbert.

Poor Alex Tsai,(cried)

I'm sorry that this pathetic post is here and me which is Alex will try to get it corrected.

Strange weather report. -Alex

  The Bad Weather Report

  Hello everyone, it's strange weather report on AXN! Today we predict that New York state will be raining cats and dogs with a precipitation of 2,100 mm of flesh.

So please remember to scrub blood off your front lawn and off your roof while staying inside your house so you won't get smashed by cats or dogs. Please note that the most concentrated place of rain is in the city of Manhattan.

  We also predict a cloudy day in Denver, Colorado with a chance of it raining meatballs. So have your plates ready everyone! And be sure to watch the movie too!

  Now let's see Portland, Oregon where we forecast bullet-hail so please wear your bullet-proof vests, bullet-proof hats, bullet-proof shoes, bullet-proof rain coats, bullet-proof umbrellas and bullet-proof shoes  whenever you want to go out. Please note that armies might come because they can obtain free bullets.

                                       

   Now we'll open the lines. We have one caller, Dean of Chicago, Illinois.

Me: Good day, why are you calling us, Dean?

Dean: While I'm watching this show, some horrible weather has started!

Me: Can you describe it to us?

Dean: It's raining pork while everyone is going to the doctor!

Me: It's probably the swined rain, and you know, I hate pigs.

Special effects: har har har har har har har har har har har har har.

Dean: Do you have any suggestions of what should I do?

Me: Get a barbecue grill outside with the hottest fire to catch the pigs. Be sure to dodge the pigs, though!

Dean: Thanks Alex! (hangs up)

And that's the end of this show, I'll see you next time on The Bad Weather Report!

Roblox game

            This is my charater, and I play this game have 1 year, I love this game and I learn this game at America a homestay kid told me, he is the game VIP. I hope I can be the VIP of anygame, but you have to pay the money. When I at America I tell my homestay kids, I will tell this game to my Taiwan friends, then when I tell you guys, you guys pretty like this game. I hope you guys can keep playing this game and don't quit the game like you guys quit club penguin. If you want play this game, you can tell me and I will help you make one acount(only me can help people make), I can lock your acount very quickly, so you better be good. If you are VIP you can make 25 games in your own acount. If I am VIP I will make sixth grade that play roblox became VIP in my game, so please tell more people about this game and tell them if then want to play have to tell me to help them make one acount.
           This is Me                                           This is Greg                                                This is K.C

               Ken                           

This is the guy who tell me how to play roblox  

His charator name is dragonrage101

This is his sister

Her name is BrowniesYum

 

Zombies can eat your flesh!!!

On sunday, a dramatic explosion of a science center in Taipei has made a new type of virus that kills people then takes over the corps mind. It has been known to reproduce by eating flesh and to climb high on it has eaten enough flesh and a reproductive stem will grow out of the victims head. It reproduces spores that once you breath in, it does its job. The chinese government has seeked the UN for aid agianst the extreme threat. Now you can get free guns and ammunuition by going to the park to claim your gun. Once you have some guns, lock your door and set up a barricade using anything hard. Get rid of any pets because they can get infected too! The infected is moving rapidly out of the UN defence line. Here are symtoms if you or someone is infected. Shoot them NOW!!! 1. coughing. 2. dizzyness. 3. shortage of breath. Now you know, go shoot those Zombies!!!!!!!!

What I Will Be When I Become An Adult

When I grow up, I will:

1. Attempt to invent a time machine even though Einstein won the Nobel Prize (I don't think I could make one too) so that man will be able to go back and change the past and... [really long section]... ruin the future so that cows can jump over the moon.
2. Become a critic. I figured that it would be more fun to be the evaluator than to be the criticized.
3. Invent and publish a story on how World War III started because of a sudden outbreak of swine flu(H1N1) and how groups of people started chucking their pigs at each other and ducking from those thrown back wherein many people "died".
4. Write an autobiography. It might be a great success because people might want to find out about someone "infamous" for writing a fake news story that could result in angry mobs wanting to take me to court and convict me.

By Kevin Chien

My dangerous fat sister

      When I go home, I always see my sister using computer to talk people about someone did something, and when I tell my mom she always says she is using computer do homework, so this is first thing I think I have a sucky sister.
       Second, when I using computer to do homework, she always tell mom I am playing computer, she even lock my computer, so I hate my sister.
       Third, when I did something that my sister don't like, she will smack, kick, pounch me right on my face,
so this is the thing I hate my sister too.
       After I type this thing it still have more thing that my sister let me get trouble or hurt me, so I always think when my sister getting more mature, and I won't get hurt or get trouble. (Everyone if you have my sister, you will get crazy that you want to suicide.

How to make cake? By:Ken

   If your son have to celebrate later, but the bakery is close today, what would you do? Give up the celebration? Tell your son there is no birthday celebrate today? Let me tell you, you make one.
    Material  A.

• Granulated sugar 30g
• water 100g

   Material   B.

• egg 2
• yolk 70g
• Chocolate sauce 30g

     Material C.

• water 100g
• Gelatine 3 piece

    And some chocolate milk
    Cream,
Procedure

Step1. Take Material A, mix together and boil.
Step2. Take Material B, mix together and stir.
Step3. Take Material A and B and mix together.
Step4. Put the gelatine in the bowl that mix Material A and B.
Step5. Put the chocolate in and mix together.
Step6. Put the cream in and mix.
Step7. Take the model of the cake, put the sponge cake in first and put the chocolate that you mix in.
Step8. Do Step7 one more time
Step9. Put all the things in the refrigerator, until all the thing is solid.
Step10. Take out the model, and you can put some cream and fruit to make it look good.


                                 Now when you done, you son maybe is back with his friend, you can take out the cake, to ENJOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Day Dream Journel--When I be an adult By: Ken

    When I be an adult I want to do the thing that kids can't do, like smoke, drink beer, work, etc.
Then I will get a good job, so I can get a lot of money. Maybe I will buy a big house, and inside the house have a big playground for my kids. I will also buy a lot pearls nd jewels for my wife. I want to travel around the world, when I retired, then I will get the pension, I will want to travel Korea, Japan, China, America, etc. And I will want to try the country's special food and culture. When I died, I will give my big assets to my kids, and I hope my kids can do the best, then I will be prode of my kids when I in the paradise.

How to bake oat, raisin and chocolate chip cookies -Alex

  Do you want to taste one of the most healthy and delicious delicacies? If so, then you are in the right place!
These cookies are perfect as a snack for any occasion, and will tickle your taste buds! To bake oat, raisin, and chocolate chip cookies, you will need the following ingredients:

• 100g of butter
• 90g of brown sugar
• 50g of powdered sugar 
• 1 egg
• 4g of sodium bicarbonate
• 6g of baking powder
• 180g of flour
• 60g of oat flakes
• 100g of raisins
• 60g of chocolate

Procedure:

1. Mix the butter, brown sugar and powdered sugar together in a large bowl with a plastic or wooden spoon.
2. Add an egg to the mixture, and beat until the mixture is smooth and even.
3. Add the sodium bicarbonate, baking powder, and flour to the mixture and beat again.
4. Add the oat flakes, raisins and chocolate chips to the mixture and beat.
5. Place small portions (6cm in diameter), 5cm away from one another to prevent them from attaching to one another on the baking pan when they expand while being baked. Note that their size will almost double while being baked.
6. Bake them at 190C for 10-15 minutes
7. After cooling down for about 5 - 10 minutes, they are ready to be served.

Store the cookies in a sealable container to prevent them from becoming soft.

Daydream Journal

When I'm grown up, I'm going to join Pixar or Dreamworks to make animated movies, for example, Mario in Dimensions and the Real world, Shrek 4th, Madagascar 3, Year 2100, Up 2 Deep Abyss etc. I'm also planning to invent a product called Virtual World which you can use with a movie DVD made by Pixar or Dreamworks which will enable you to change anything about the movie, like the story or animations and graphics. This product is a triangular console with the Pixar and Dreamworks logo on it with a DVD-rom attached to the side and there is a maximum of 4 inputs for the mind-reader, headphone and virtual world eyes cap of which you could adjust the size, brightness, contrast and volume. If you don't insert any DVDs, you can buy or create equipment that can be purchased with member and Wi-Fi fake money in the P&D store. In this program actions are almost unlimited so you could, for example: kick somebody's shins, blow up a fort, swim in a river, shoot eagles, shove police officers off the Grand Canyon, lead mutiny on a pirate ship, blow up Superman, and everything else you want to do only if the red bar on the right corner is not vacated and you have the right tools to do so. I also want to be famous and get rich with this entertaining electronic invention. With this invention, I aim to become more famous than Bill Gates, and also the world's richest man!


-Alex

Daydream Journal

When I am adult, I will be a golf pro. So, I often race with Tiger Woods! I always beat him, and I always get good scores too which is about 50 the best and 65 the worst to me, but these two range scores are already the world records, so I think there is nothing to worry about if I win or lose because I win every time!! I get about 200 gold medals and cups each year! So now, I get about 2,000 gold medals and cups which some medals and cups cannot fit in the house because there are too many of them, and which I have to build a big-sized storage room at the back of my yard. But, taking these medals and cups is a good thing for me too because every time of you get a gold medal or a gold cup, you will get money ($) , and each time you can get at least 100,000 US Dollars (the minimum); because it depends how much you will get each time! For example, if you are playing the world cup, you will get more money, but if its just an original race,  then you won't get as much money as the world cup's. Since I said that I always win before, so now I am very rich ($) , rich that I can never use them all!!!!

                                                                                                                 By: Aaron

Daydream Journal- when I am a adult

           When I am a adult, I am going to be a NBA basketball player, score lots of points (like what I said in most of my Journals before) I will like to be in Lakers team, score more points then Kobe Bryant blah blah blah..... I think  you guys are already sick of those repeated words so I will talk about some other things rather than my job that I am going to be right now. I surely will marry someone that I loved and liked, (I don't want to tell who is it), have a child and live in somewhere nice. Also I wanted to buy a car (Bugatti Veyron) If you don't know this car, I don't blame you, because most of the people don't know this beast, they rather learn more about Ferrari or Benz or something. But if you don't know this beast, it has 1001 horsepower, 8000cc, W lined 16 cylinders and enormous 400km/h maximum speed. Usually cars have about 150 to 200 horsepower, about 2000 to 2500cc, and about 4 to 6 cylinders and maximum speed of 200 km/h. Oh!! sorry I think I am out of topic, I always get excited when it comes to cars. Well I gotta buy that car but it's very expensive according to it's engine power and it's luxurious design in the interior. It costs about 40,000,000NT dollars for one of those cars!!! I still have other wishes like doing some special things and make a company and become the boss of that company. I will focus on technology like cool computers and music listening machines like Mac and Ipod. I wish I am Steve Jobbs who owns the Apple company. BUT!! those things are all after that I retired from the NBA and have a wife to prepare enough money to make a company!!!(nothing about the wife part) Thats basically what I am going to do when I am an adult!!!!
                                                                                  
                                                                                      BY STEVEN LIU
      

Deaths of the Super (Unfortunate) Mario Brothers and Others Investigated! CSI Sent In!

Oct. 13th
The deaths of the poor brothers have been put into investigation. CSI is currently looking for a possible person who is responsible for it. Reportedly, they have stated that it could have been related to the recent Spongebob and Mickey deaths. It appears that SpongeBob suicided and that Mickey got shot by an anonymous person. Bikini Jury and Disney Jury have put their cases of murder aside. DJ said that Mickey sucks and everyone should be celebrating, and BJ said that SpongeBob suicided; also, he turned into a zombie. Meanwhile, the judges are starting to also wonder if the video of SpongeBob suiciding was fake and if they should enlighten the fans of Mickey by actually caring about the case. Suspects for them that have been found in the last two cases included Mario and Luigi, both who suffocated from lack of oxygen when taken into custody. Mainly, fans of he brothers are currently blaming the cops for the death and not caring much for their needs when underwater.

Mario and Luigi as taken at the police departments


Oct. 14th
It has just been found out that SpongeBob really suicided. However, the death of Mickey was done by Hitman, otherwise known as Agent 47, as a pro movie addict told the police. Three squads of policemen were sent out to arrest him, as to ask him who hired him. On their way there, they spotted a bunch of dead tax collectors. Excited, they forgot about arresting Hitman but instead hailed him as the one that "killed the evil tax collectors". More squads were sent, and all had the same outcome: celebrate the deaths of the tax collectors. After a while the mission was dropped and Hitman is now cleared of all charges. Meanwhile, CSI has found out that two letters were sent to Nintendo Crime Department with the thumbprints of a guy with the name K[expletive]C that has requested Mario and Luigi to arrest for no reason under the name of  "Anonymous Police Guy". People are now blaming him for the deaths of the brothers. Angry mobs are starting to "build up and attack the police for hiring such an [expletive]", says a guy known with 20/20 vision and 20/20 hearing.

Hitman, as caught on camera after Mickey's murder.


Oct. 15th
CSI has just released the fact that everything was the cop K[exploited]C's fault. They said that "SpongeBob was lured into the puddle when the sign "Swim Here" was put next to it just outside of camera view and removed quickly away by him. That appears to mean that Hitman was paid by him too to kill Mickey. And he was the one that sent the letters, knowing that the brothers can't breathe underwater." At the same time, they released a new TV series season called CSI: [expletive]. It showed all the scenes representing the evidence they provided, including the "Swim Here" sign and the Hitman shoots Mickey parts.

CSI Goes Bankrupt

Excerpt from "The Detective's Paper"

Today CSI has just encountered their first case of bankruptcy. The angry mobs that attacked the police department looking for K[exhausted]C were disappointed to find that he had retired and is currently "on the run". However, upon hearing the news that CSI had blamed K[excited]C with false testimony which was the "Swim Here" sign part they attacked CSI. Also, their new season was rated R and was banned from about 20 countries. Experts wondered if the season was really published by them; it's name explains everything about it. They went bankrupt when forced to pay a high fine from the profanity in the season and the fake evidence. Mainly the reason is because they spent all their money on making the movie. Meanwhile K[ex-fleet]C has just gained some supporters who hate Nintendo, Nickelodeon, and Disney. At the same time,  a publisher called ATA has attempted on trying to censored material beep beep beep [expletive deleted] :o OMG *** Sorry for the technical problems... Blogger shall redirect you back to this page later after managing to destroy the inappropriate language... Sorry for the technical problems... Blogger shall *beep*

AS WRITTEN BY KEVIN CHIEN

My Time Traveling Journal

     Hi! I am Aaron Cheng and today I'm traveling to the future of World War VI!!! Also, I am in the year of 3085! And, I am an American soldier fighting against all of our enemy countries, and our technology is so good now that every shot can kill at least 2,690 soldiers!! (I create this kind of weapon that can kill 2,690 people)! So, when I am fighting in the war, I never got hurt and die, which that's amazing!
     This war is long, but it finally ended! The last for 15 years which now is the year of 3100!! Also, we had won the war, and not much people has been killed, but lots of people got injured except me, I am alive, and did not get injured and did not die, which that is great!!
                    By: Aaron    

Daydream Journal-Time Travel

          I traveled back to the summer 2007, that summer, I went to USA with Aaron, Amy, Aaron's mom, and my mom. we live at imperial hotel. I went to chucke cheeses and break all the chucke cheeses machines. Then I go to the future to see Aaron and ________'s wedding (Aaron said I can't write that girl's name) Then I go to the further future that I become a basketball player and marry the girl that I like in my Taipei school. (I can't tell) Then I bought a Buggtti Veyron 17.5 and speed it up to 400 km/h per hour. Then I played basketball with Kobe Bryant and I win!!! I lived to 111 years and I died because of natural of oldness. Aaron died because of her wife________ killed her because Aaron go out with another girl. I had a great life and lived happily lived in the place that God lived.(in the sky) I became a new person that won the Nobel peace award because of being the best president ever in the United States of America after I died the first time!!!


                                                                                                            by Steven Liu

MY DAYDREAM JOURNAL

  OMG! I can go back and toward the time. I think that is so cool. If I am the timer I want to let the time go slower, I play game time are going slower. That will be fun at all. I like to sleep or play computer and i can make the time become fast or slow, just depend on me. I can play like CS, SF, Crazy Racing, Fackbook inside game, little fighter and look at E-mail, and i can sleep all the time, but need have some time to do my homework, too. If someone is cool and i can let the time to go back and help him or girl. I don't give my power to [EVERY ONE] and i think everybody will use the time to do something bad. So, i don't give my power to [EVERY ONE].

BY:Jerry Chen G6

Time traveling journal -Alex

 Demolishing the U.S.A.

*Note that these dates are what we called "dream-dates".

Oct.13- I went to the damn future to capture a few zombies, but then I was  outnumbered by proportion 1397 to 1 quite devastating, eh? I have to go back to the present to get my machine gun and my ammunition. When I came back with Jerry and his flamethrower, the proportion is 132,153,098,587 to 2! So my team rampaged and destroyed the city block.

Oct.14- Still rampaging. Proportion 673,323- 2.
Oct.15- Still rampaging. Proportion 342- 2. 5 zombies captured.
Oct.16- I think that this is enough zombies so I travel to the Revolutionary War with my dumb zombies for an evil plan in the 13 Colonies.
Oct.17- The traveller is out of clocksoline and gas. I'm refilling gas.
Oct.18- I freed the zombies and drank beer with Jerry.
I am woken up by my mother and my boring life continues.

Mickey Mouse Dead!

Mickey Mouse Lost his Life! Read on to Learn About it!

Oct. 11th

Mickey Mouse died today unexpected by a 0.38 caliber bullet supposedly shot by an assassin! Officials say that he was walking down the path to his house when he got shot. "Or he could have shot himself, the [expletive]... We may never know until we manage to get enough information on how the [even more expletive] died...", said an officer who enjoys insulting him. CSI has also been called in to investigate, but they had already been exhausted by the last case. "[expletive], why is my life full of [another expletive] cases?", said one investigator who had participated in the SpongeBob Case. Meanwhile police are contacting Disney Surveillance, Disney Jury, and Nintendo Crime Department. Don't ask me why they contacted them.

Oct. 12th

Today suspects have been held and put into custody. They include:

Hitman, because he's... er... famous for killing the famed?

Donald, because he's a duck.

Luigi, because Mario died.

Oct. 13th

The jury has decided that there should be no reason to arrest anyone because Mickey Mouse sucks. Wierd.

THE END
*Oh yeah, and Luigi also suffocated from lack of oxygen. A sad day for the brothers it is.

By K[expletive]C

Time traveling -Greg

         One day I fell asleep.I dreamt that I went to future  to take yand take it to the present.I will get a lot of money,because they have cool thing.I will be a famous person.

Day Dream

       If I am a time traveler I will want to go to the past and play electronic, and every will say I am a god and I help help them to make some electronic and make their life more interesting.                                            

Journal 7-world war 3

One day, a soldier jumped out of an airplane with a parachute. he landed near a burning tank the he heard a bullet fire he droped to the ground. He shot the enemy dead. Then I took a sniper rifle and shot a soldier named Wesley and he bled to death. Then before I knew it he was a zombie. He lunged at me but I shot him agian. then when he was on the ground I shot him 9 more times before I left.

The End

Caticide! -Alex Tsai

OMG! A cat commits suicide with a gun!

Suiciding cat1, " I have been tortured by my cruel  owner meow. Meow, I don't know what to do until I found this book called Cure to Being Petted written by Lion Claw Goodness. The book is so instructional, informational and so moving that I could barely refuse to follow the instructions in this book meow! So I decided to go to the meow heaven, meow. The only problem for me meow is that there's no way to get there except dying. So, so long! Oh, and remember, the next time you quote me, please don't use suiciding cat1, O.K? My name is Terry John Panther, good bye! 'Bang' ".

 * note that quote is translated


OMG?! A cat commits suicide with inside a toilet bowl!

Suiciding cat2, "me a stoopid Irish cat zat can't speak or write English properly, but me no zat some guy in zis world-weird Earth is stoopiter than me! So me got happy. I even believed in Voldemort. Me hav com to the fat pigs' heaven- Amelica! Now me wan go home, but me don't hav enough $ to go to Ireland. So me look disappointed. I red book about oceans and sea potty flush and go bak to ocean, so I jump in toilet and me hear tolking to you. So gooda bye! 'vwaashhhh'!".
*Note that quote is translated from Irish cat to Irish then to slang English.
*The cat can't speak very well, so we could barely understand, so this quote up here might be illegible. Sorry for the confusion. Try to understand it by opening your heart of stupidity and cleverness.

                                                                                                                      - Alex Tsai Articles.

SpongeBob Dies! Learn About It in the Reports on the Death of SpongeBob!

OMG! CSI Is Called in to Investigate on the Mysterious Death of SpongeBob!


Oct. 1st
SpongeBob was recently found dead in a dried-up puddle of water in the streets of Bikini Island. Police has contacted CSI, who will send a team of investigators to report immediately. Has he been murdered? Or has he simply committed suicide? Police investigate further.



Oct. 2nd
It has just been found that SpongeBob was in full happiness that day, resulting in non-likeliness of suicide. CSI has just put a few suspects into custody. Suspects include:

Patrick, known for being his best fiend(or was it friend? I forgot.)


Squidward, known for hating SpongeBob


Mario, for no reason whatsoever


Oct. 3rd
It has been discovered that SpongeBob's body has been stolen! It appears that a group of people from the Umbrella department has barged in the morgue and stolen the body in claim for "medical use". Doctors are still in shock and are unavailable for comment.

Oct. 4th
Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and Mario Mario have been taken for questioning 2 days ago. Reports have finally been revealed. Patrick claimed that SpongeBob was the ceiling light in the Interrogating room and was too busy trying to communicate with it for the interrogator to learn something useful. Squidward claimed that he should have murdered him himself and that he should be out of jail celebrating his death. And Mario had already suffocated from lack of oxygen and died before even talking to the questioner. Meanwhile the Bikini Court shall decide who should be responsible for the death.

Oct. 5th
SpongBob has been infected with the T-Virus by Umbrella bio-terrorists and has escaped leaving the place without ice cream and spatulas! Meanwhile the jury has just dropped the case of murder because a video was produced by the Bikini Surveillance department that SpongeBob was fancying a swim and jumped into a puddle in the streets of Bikini Island. The rest of the video is too inappropriate to publish. The witnesses of Zombie SpongeBob rampaging the streets all lost their free ice cream from Joe's Icy Place. Even some celebrated chefs got their spatulas stolen! You should beware of his appetite for ice cream and spatulas! Police are on the move.



Oct. 6th
Zombie SpongeBob is still at large! It is known that he has an outpost somewhere in Bikini Island!

Oct. 7th
Zombie SpongeBob has just been confronted by a large crowd of policemen! Mysteriously, all the policemen were found unconscious without their spatula-shaped clubs!

Oct. 8th
Zombie SpongeBob has not been sighted! He is currently known as "lost"!

Oct. 9th
Zombie SpongBob is still lost!

Oct. 10th
Zombie SpongBob is found dead in a deep pile of ice cream and spatulas! We are now safe from having our ice cream  and spatulas stolen!

By K[expletive]C

Afganistani Zombie

         On December 19,2000 A group of Soientists  experimertd on K.C for a H1N1 cure. Suddenly they produced a rabies like diese that infected the entire country. Slowly, the infected are moving outward for food. The army has been sent. No use! The enire worlds army is being sent to kill the infected, The infected are undead zombies that eat human flesh. The satilite has spotted 4 surving soldiers that have a chain gun, pistol and flame thower also a rocket launcher they drink gatherade to give back the power. They have killed 50% zombies they are going to be extracted to a safe area by helicopter Hopefully the infected will strave to death.

                                                               The End!!!!!!!!!!!

 

My Daydream Journal

  Ready, Set, and Swing! This is a hole of 350 yards, and a par 4. I swung a ball far of 345 yards which is the world record so far! Almost a hole in one! I am playing the world cup of golf in a golf course called: "The Wild Jungle Course", which is the hardest golf course in the whole universe! It is because it has lots and lots of trees over there that already looks like that you are in a wild jungle! So now,  I am playing the hardest golf course in the whole wide world, and in the last hole (the 18th hole) ! Also, I only have 5 yards to get the ball in the hole, it seems pretty easy and close, but you have to be very concentrated (serious) , too. So, I start to putt the ball, then it stopped right beside the hole, everyone in the crowd was quiet to see if the ball will whether go in or not. But, to my surprise, a few seconds later, the ball actually went inside the hole! The crowds cheered for me, and I was really happy! Also, I never knew that I actually won the world cup, and won a trillion US dollars!!
                                                                                 By: Aaron

Oof! Neil.'s story of unfortunate events. -Alex

    A car crash, suffering caused by a game, mental destruction, panic, more massacre and cool stuff to see in the New Series of Story of Neil!

  Oct. 5 - An Afganistan murderer flees when his truck accidentally crashes heavily into Neil! The innocent victim flies into the sky, crashes into an angry mob causing a lot of trouble between them, resulting in a massacre between the angry mobs and a pathetic, injured Neil. The effects of the conflict were so horrible, Neil resembled the doll on the picture below: 

  After this, Neil is run over by a 41-ton roller causing heavy injury and severe spinal injuries. He collapses, and the scene is identical to the picture below.

  Not only is Neil completely destroyed. When he lies hopelessly on the ground , a spark of light from my flashlight is noticed. I watch and kick him to see if he is still alive. Due to the fact that he is alive, I send him to the West Domination Mental Hospital for treatment.

  On Oct. 6 at eight, we see a mental patient with the name of Neil suffocate from playing the game Biohazard 4! This game is not good for mental patients with optical problems, nor near-sighted patients. Fortunately, only 2 people suffocated from this game. Neil had just started playing this game when his mind gets out of control! We call military general Dominic to bring him under control, but Neil turns into a mentally dead zombie! Dominic has to call for support to kill the zombie, but unfortunately the zombie breaks out from the walls and escapes! I just cannot understand how in the world this kid survived after he fell all the way from the 6th floor onto the ground and then being run over by a 30-ton truck. This remains a miserable mystery.

   Georgia  

International News

                         "Zombified Teenager Outside of Hospital!"

   Today we saw a zombie walking down the street... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...  we recommend you folks to lock your windows, doors, switch off your lights and start panicking while running in a continuous circular motion until the zombie is dead. And I mean absolutely DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! And there's cheese... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Oct.7

Neil is still lost, I can't find him even with lieutenant Wesley's Mega Accurate Global Positioning System and CIA agent Aaron's "I SPY". I'm worried that this chump will rampage the whole city, eat everyone and most importantly eat the great cheddar and blue cheese!

Oct.8- Neil is still lost.
Oct.9- Neil is still lost.
Oct.10- Neil is still lost.
Oct.11- Neil is still lost.
Oct.12- Neil is still lost.
Oct.13- Neil is still lost.
Oct.14- Neil is still lost.
Oct.15- Neil is still lost.
Oct.16- Neil is still lost.
Oct.17- Neil is still lost.
Oct.18- Neil is still lost and ooh... jameed cheese!
Oct.19- Neil is still lost and ooh... cheddar cheese!
Oct.20- Neil is still lost and ooh... sardo cheese!
Oct.21- Neil is still lost and ooh... suluguni cheese!
Oct.22- Neil is still lost and ooh... edam cheese!
Oct.23- Neil is still lost and ooh... buntz cheese!
Oct.24- Neil is still lost and ooh... cottage cheese!
Oct.25- Neil is still lost and ooh... brussels cheese!
Oct.26- Neil is still lost and ooh... aura cheese!
Oct.27- Neil is still lost and ooh... sakura cheese!
Oct.28- Neil is still lost and ooh... blue cheese!
Oct.29- Neil is still lost and ooh... anthotyro xero cheese!
Oct.30- Neil is still lost and yuck! Expired cheese!
Oct.31- Neil is still lost and we found his dead body in the deep abyss small and crushed.
Nov.1- The mission is accomplished and Neil died!

Hooray!

Alex Tsai Productions.

Daydream diary

           I daydreamed about that I am a professional NBA player. I am in the Lakers team, same as Kobe Bryant. The first shot that I took went in the basket. I felt good at shooting today. So I took several more shots. They all went in! I'm thinking"you guys are dead!" I shot one hundred shot straight and they all went in! I am happy, I felt that I am now better than Kobe Bryant.
           This is not the end, I shot three hundred more shots and made them all, no misses. The score is 1210 to 0. You know who is zero don't you? Our team's defense and shot blocking are too good. Kobe blocked twelve, I blocked twenty one, and a lot of others. I'm still not happy with it, so I continuing on shooting three point shots.
            At the halftime break, the score is 2009 to 0. I scored 2000 points, 100 rebounds, dish out 100 assists. My fabulous game causes my coach to continue let me play on the court. I can't wait to beat them up!! I continue on my fabulous game, I scored 2002 points in the second half. Most of those shots are three pointers except for two or three of them. After the game, I scored 4002 points, 410 rebounds, 215 assists, 210 steals, and 300 blocks. My performance caused the Lakers' boss"extra" paid me 1,000,000,000 U.S. dollars for my performance. I used that money to buy the whole Lakers team down.
             So now I am the player and the boss of the Lakers team. I am happy with everything now!! Oh! I forgot to tell you the final score of the game. It is 4102 to 0. Poor enemy team that didn't even score a point or a rebound!!                                                          
                                                                                                    BY STEVEN LIU

Gunshot Beatbox?!

  Have you ever heard beatbox before?  Did it sound like gun shots? That's what we heard from the sixth grader  Ken Wu's mouth. During Mr. Reynolds' beatbox club, we were trying to perform beatbox, but Ken could only make sounds that sounded exactly like gun shots.
  On our first day of club, Mr. Reynolds taught us how to do three different sounds. The first sound was the   bass drum. After Mr. Reynolds demonstrated making the sound, but when Ken opened his mouth, it sounded just like gun shots! He tried a few times but it still sounded gun shots.
  Next, Mr. Reynolds taught us how to do two more sounds: The snare drum and the high hat. Even though
most of the people did fine, Ken did the sound again, but high pitch one this time. The other teachers outside in the hall heard it and call the police immediately!
  When the police heard the "gun shots", he was going to arrest Ken right away, but Mr. Reynolds explained the whole thing. Then, the police warned Ken to be careful next time. Since then Ken still cannot make the correct sounds but only can make gun shot sounds. Somehow however a movie studio found out about Ken, and let Ken do the gun shot background sounds in movies.
                                                                By: Aaron Cheng

Facebook attacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     The scientists discovered that Facebook eats children's brains. How? Scientists haven't discovered that yet. but their hypothesis is that, while children use facebook, facebook gets into their brain and eats it!!! Their mind starts to think only about facebook, and if they continue, they will never be able to close their computer.

Fake News-Jerry Kell The super(stupid)man

        A man climb up Taipei 101 with no equipments!!! Jerry Kell, the Taiwanese superman, climb up Taipei 101 with no safety equipments.
        People saw Jerry's move, some of them tries to climb like him but fell and got scratched. Most of them thinks he is crazy and joking about his safety and life. A few"Jerry Kell Superman Association"(JKSA) supporters, members supports him with flags and yelling cones to give Jerry energy. Jerry is exhausted and the crowds are leaving and left Jerry all alone on the tallest building in the world.(right now)
        Jerry Kell, short of Jerry Frederick Kell (J.F.K.) Which is same as our present United States' president for short. Even though, they are really unalike, they still have similarities. Like supporting the Democratic, and other else. Jerry is 70 years old, 160 centimeters, 90 kilograms. Jerry is born in a small town in China called Wimpito Town.
        Jerry is exhausted on the 10th floor  of the building, it took him ten days to reach that height!!! It took an elevator in Taipei 101 less than 10 seconds to reach that height and it took Jerry ten days?? Is Jerry hungry?? Is he out of strength to climb?? Continue reading and you will find out!! Jerry is dead!! He is dead on the platform on the 10th floor!! Looks like he got shot right in the head! Who did it? That guy is so rude. Who is the guy that wanted to kill Jerry? Or he killed himself???
       We discovered that  Jerry killed himself because he can't make it to the top so he is angry. He thinks he will never reach the top of Taipei 101. His family and children said"Dad, you can just reach the top of the Taipei 101 by riding the elevator!!" Why do you try to climb it? Especially with no equipments! You will have to pay a fine for that!! Now I have to pay the fine for you!! Damn it!! What a funny family isn't it??          
                                                                               BY STEVEN LIU

The War start, the war are bloddy, many squirrel died, but they think they died for nut tree, the picture is a squirrel died, because the other squirrel shot him. Everyone was fight hard and sometimes is Mr. A team died, sometimes Mr. B team died. At the end, the Mr. A team win, beacuse they have best gun, best army, best capital,so they win,after the win, they got mission to fight with cat and a nut tree. They all happy about the nut tree, but they worried about the cat army and cat capital
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Major Massecere

Yesterday a  truck crashed into a bank filled with gas and exploded. Experts cant explain why this happened but alot of people were killed in the incident. On of them was Wimpito; he flew out the bank window! He was brutally killed in the fire. We are celebrating the loss of $5 million from Rich Dude's account. Experts suspect that the truck driver was drunk and fell asleep while driving. -By Dominic and Wesley

Hitler's Great Invention

 Adolf Hitler gladly presents his great invention- the Mac. And yes, he set the desktop picture to himself.
By K[expletive]C

In the war of the squirrels with no future, Mr. A the squirrel has a mission to fight against Mr. B the other squirrel. It is known that they aree fighting for a nut tree, and the winner in the war will have to fight with the cat. The squirrel shown is Mr. Capital. He is a retired soldier well known for shooting down "The Ruthless Cats of Catland. The squirrels see him as a model, especially for his machine gun, the M249.

                               Continue.........!

I am Aaron the guy with the green shirt. I like to play golf!
The yellow shirt guy is Steven Liu. He likes to play basketball!

I am Steven Liu, I am good at basketball.

Testing Testing

Here is a picture of a stinky cat

Monkey Business in the Classroom

If you think a monkey can do better on your homework than you, you’re right!
On October 1, 2009 www.monkeysdoinghomework.com, was launched on the internet. Harvard scientist, Dr. Hogus Bogus has been teaching monkeys to do homework for sixth grade students for over a year. His monkeys Nimble and Whiz started this site to build their banana empire and become the envy of all monkeys in the land. Since then, kids from all over the world have been paying big bucks to get monkeys to do their history, science, and math homework. Kids find the payment method of the bananas to be very convenient since they don’t have to ask their parents for money. If students ask for bananas, their parents will give them as much as they want! Also, you can take bananas for free at the school cafeteria. Each typewritten page costs 5 bananas. Teachers in the land have been surprised at the great improvement in the students work. Teacher McCool says he’s never seen such well written homework in all his life. Mr. Potter says, “The drawings are great, but why are they all drawings of bananas?” Later this week, www.monkeysdoinghomework.com will offer their services to high school, college, and even teachers college.

Related story: PAS has been ranked as most banana eating school in Taiwan.