Oof! Neil.'s story of unfortunate events. -Alex

    A car crash, suffering caused by a game, mental destruction, panic, more massacre and cool stuff to see in the New Series of Story of Neil!

  Oct. 5 - An Afganistan murderer flees when his truck accidentally crashes heavily into Neil! The innocent victim flies into the sky, crashes into an angry mob causing a lot of trouble between them, resulting in a massacre between the angry mobs and a pathetic, injured Neil. The effects of the conflict were so horrible, Neil resembled the doll on the picture below: 

  After this, Neil is run over by a 41-ton roller causing heavy injury and severe spinal injuries. He collapses, and the scene is identical to the picture below.

  Not only is Neil completely destroyed. When he lies hopelessly on the ground , a spark of light from my flashlight is noticed. I watch and kick him to see if he is still alive. Due to the fact that he is alive, I send him to the West Domination Mental Hospital for treatment.

  On Oct. 6 at eight, we see a mental patient with the name of Neil suffocate from playing the game Biohazard 4! This game is not good for mental patients with optical problems, nor near-sighted patients. Fortunately, only 2 people suffocated from this game. Neil had just started playing this game when his mind gets out of control! We call military general Dominic to bring him under control, but Neil turns into a mentally dead zombie! Dominic has to call for support to kill the zombie, but unfortunately the zombie breaks out from the walls and escapes! I just cannot understand how in the world this kid survived after he fell all the way from the 6th floor onto the ground and then being run over by a 30-ton truck. This remains a miserable mystery.

   Georgia  

International News

                         "Zombified Teenager Outside of Hospital!"

   Today we saw a zombie walking down the street... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...  we recommend you folks to lock your windows, doors, switch off your lights and start panicking while running in a continuous circular motion until the zombie is dead. And I mean absolutely DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!! And there's cheese... blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

Oct.7

Neil is still lost, I can't find him even with lieutenant Wesley's Mega Accurate Global Positioning System and CIA agent Aaron's "I SPY". I'm worried that this chump will rampage the whole city, eat everyone and most importantly eat the great cheddar and blue cheese!

Oct.8- Neil is still lost.
Oct.9- Neil is still lost.
Oct.10- Neil is still lost.
Oct.11- Neil is still lost.
Oct.12- Neil is still lost.
Oct.13- Neil is still lost.
Oct.14- Neil is still lost.
Oct.15- Neil is still lost.
Oct.16- Neil is still lost.
Oct.17- Neil is still lost.
Oct.18- Neil is still lost and ooh... jameed cheese!
Oct.19- Neil is still lost and ooh... cheddar cheese!
Oct.20- Neil is still lost and ooh... sardo cheese!
Oct.21- Neil is still lost and ooh... suluguni cheese!
Oct.22- Neil is still lost and ooh... edam cheese!
Oct.23- Neil is still lost and ooh... buntz cheese!
Oct.24- Neil is still lost and ooh... cottage cheese!
Oct.25- Neil is still lost and ooh... brussels cheese!
Oct.26- Neil is still lost and ooh... aura cheese!
Oct.27- Neil is still lost and ooh... sakura cheese!
Oct.28- Neil is still lost and ooh... blue cheese!
Oct.29- Neil is still lost and ooh... anthotyro xero cheese!
Oct.30- Neil is still lost and yuck! Expired cheese!
Oct.31- Neil is still lost and we found his dead body in the deep abyss small and crushed.
Nov.1- The mission is accomplished and Neil died!

Hooray!

Alex Tsai Productions.