Monkey Business in the Classroom

If you think a monkey can do better on your homework than you, you’re right!
On October 1, 2009 www.monkeysdoinghomework.com, was launched on the internet. Harvard scientist, Dr. Hogus Bogus has been teaching monkeys to do homework for sixth grade students for over a year. His monkeys Nimble and Whiz started this site to build their banana empire and become the envy of all monkeys in the land. Since then, kids from all over the world have been paying big bucks to get monkeys to do their history, science, and math homework. Kids find the payment method of the bananas to be very convenient since they don’t have to ask their parents for money. If students ask for bananas, their parents will give them as much as they want! Also, you can take bananas for free at the school cafeteria. Each typewritten page costs 5 bananas. Teachers in the land have been surprised at the great improvement in the students work. Teacher McCool says he’s never seen such well written homework in all his life. Mr. Potter says, “The drawings are great, but why are they all drawings of bananas?” Later this week, www.monkeysdoinghomework.com will offer their services to high school, college, and even teachers college.

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