Monday, October 5, 2009

Fake News-Jerry Kell The super(stupid)man

        A man climb up Taipei 101 with no equipments!!! Jerry Kell, the Taiwanese superman, climb up Taipei 101 with no safety equipments.
        People saw Jerry's move, some of them tries to climb like him but fell and got scratched. Most of them thinks he is crazy and joking about his safety and life. A few"Jerry Kell Superman Association"(JKSA) supporters, members supports him with flags and yelling cones to give Jerry energy. Jerry is exhausted and the crowds are leaving and left Jerry all alone on the tallest building in the world.(right now)
        Jerry Kell, short of Jerry Frederick Kell (J.F.K.) Which is same as our present United States' president for short. Even though, they are really unalike, they still have similarities. Like supporting the Democratic, and other else. Jerry is 70 years old, 160 centimeters, 90 kilograms. Jerry is born in a small town in China called Wimpito Town.
        Jerry is exhausted on the 10th floor  of the building, it took him ten days to reach that height!!! It took an elevator in Taipei 101 less than 10 seconds to reach that height and it took Jerry ten days?? Is Jerry hungry?? Is he out of strength to climb?? Continue reading and you will find out!! Jerry is dead!! He is dead on the platform on the 10th floor!! Looks like he got shot right in the head! Who did it? That guy is so rude. Who is the guy that wanted to kill Jerry? Or he killed himself???
       We discovered that  Jerry killed himself because he can't make it to the top so he is angry. He thinks he will never reach the top of Taipei 101. His family and children said"Dad, you can just reach the top of the Taipei 101 by riding the elevator!!" Why do you try to climb it? Especially with no equipments! You will have to pay a fine for that!! Now I have to pay the fine for you!! Damn it!! What a funny family isn't it??          
                                                                               BY STEVEN LIU

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