Mickey Mouse Dead!

Mickey Mouse Lost his Life! Read on to Learn About it!

Oct. 11th

Mickey Mouse died today unexpected by a 0.38 caliber bullet supposedly shot by an assassin! Officials say that he was walking down the path to his house when he got shot. "Or he could have shot himself, the [expletive]... We may never know until we manage to get enough information on how the [even more expletive] died...", said an officer who enjoys insulting him. CSI has also been called in to investigate, but they had already been exhausted by the last case. "[expletive], why is my life full of [another expletive] cases?", said one investigator who had participated in the SpongeBob Case. Meanwhile police are contacting Disney Surveillance, Disney Jury, and Nintendo Crime Department. Don't ask me why they contacted them.

Oct. 12th

Today suspects have been held and put into custody. They include:

Hitman, because he's... er... famous for killing the famed?

Donald, because he's a duck.

Luigi, because Mario died.

Oct. 13th

The jury has decided that there should be no reason to arrest anyone because Mickey Mouse sucks. Wierd.

THE END
*Oh yeah, and Luigi also suffocated from lack of oxygen. A sad day for the brothers it is.

By K[expletive]C