When I grow up, I will:
1. Attempt to invent a time machine even though Einstein won the Nobel Prize (I don't think I could make one too) so that man will be able to go back and change the past and... [really long section]... ruin the future so that cows can jump over the moon.
2. Become a critic. I figured that it would be more fun to be the evaluator than to be the criticized.
3. Invent and publish a story on how World War III started because of a sudden outbreak of swine flu(H1N1) and how groups of people started chucking their pigs at each other and ducking from those thrown back wherein many people "died".
4. Write an autobiography. It might be a great success because people might want to find out about someone "infamous" for writing a fake news story that could result in angry mobs wanting to take me to court and convict me.
By Kevin Chien
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