Oct. 1st
SpongeBob was recently found dead in a dried-up puddle of water in the streets of Bikini Island. Police has contacted CSI, who will send a team of investigators to report immediately. Has he been murdered? Or has he simply committed suicide? Police investigate further.
Oct. 2nd
It has just been found that SpongeBob was in full happiness that day, resulting in non-likeliness of suicide. CSI has just put a few suspects into custody. Suspects include:
Patrick, known for being his best fiend(or was it friend? I forgot.)
Squidward, known for hating SpongeBob
Mario, for no reason whatsoever
Oct. 3rd
It has been discovered that SpongeBob's body has been stolen! It appears that a group of people from the Umbrella department has barged in the morgue and stolen the body in claim for "medical use". Doctors are still in shock and are unavailable for comment.
Oct. 4th
Patrick Star, Squidward Tentacles, and Mario Mario have been taken for questioning 2 days ago. Reports have finally been revealed. Patrick claimed that SpongeBob was the ceiling light in the Interrogating room and was too busy trying to communicate with it for the interrogator to learn something useful. Squidward claimed that he should have murdered him himself and that he should be out of jail celebrating his death. And Mario had already suffocated from lack of oxygen and died before even talking to the questioner. Meanwhile the Bikini Court shall decide who should be responsible for the death.
Oct. 5th
SpongBob has been infected with the T-Virus by Umbrella bio-terrorists and has escaped leaving the place without ice cream and spatulas! Meanwhile the jury has just dropped the case of murder because a video was produced by the Bikini Surveillance department that SpongeBob was fancying a swim and jumped into a puddle in the streets of Bikini Island. The rest of the video is too inappropriate to publish. The witnesses of Zombie SpongeBob rampaging the streets all lost their free ice cream from Joe's Icy Place. Even some celebrated chefs got their spatulas stolen! You should beware of his appetite for ice cream and spatulas! Police are on the move.
Oct. 6th
Zombie SpongeBob is still at large! It is known that he has an outpost somewhere in Bikini Island!
Oct. 7th
Zombie SpongeBob has just been confronted by a large crowd of policemen! Mysteriously, all the policemen were found unconscious without their spatula-shaped clubs!
Oct. 8th
Zombie SpongeBob has not been sighted! He is currently known as "lost"!
Oct. 9th
Zombie SpongBob is still lost!
Oct. 10th
Zombie SpongBob is found dead in a deep pile of ice cream and spatulas! We are now safe from having our ice cream and spatulas stolen!
By K[expletive]C
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