Oct. 13th
The deaths of the poor brothers have been put into investigation. CSI is currently looking for a possible person who is responsible for it. Reportedly, they have stated that it could have been related to the recent Spongebob and Mickey deaths. It appears that SpongeBob suicided and that Mickey got shot by an anonymous person. Bikini Jury and Disney Jury have put their cases of murder aside. DJ said that Mickey sucks and everyone should be celebrating, and BJ said that SpongeBob suicided; also, he turned into a zombie. Meanwhile, the judges are starting to also wonder if the video of SpongeBob suiciding was fake and if they should enlighten the fans of Mickey by actually caring about the case. Suspects for them that have been found in the last two cases included Mario and Luigi, both who suffocated from lack of oxygen when taken into custody. Mainly, fans of he brothers are currently blaming the cops for the death and not caring much for their needs when underwater.
Mario and Luigi as taken at the police departments
Oct. 14th
It has just been found out that SpongeBob really suicided. However, the death of Mickey was done by Hitman, otherwise known as Agent 47, as a pro movie addict told the police. Three squads of policemen were sent out to arrest him, as to ask him who hired him. On their way there, they spotted a bunch of dead tax collectors. Excited, they forgot about arresting Hitman but instead hailed him as the one that "killed the evil tax collectors". More squads were sent, and all had the same outcome: celebrate the deaths of the tax collectors. After a while the mission was dropped and Hitman is now cleared of all charges. Meanwhile, CSI has found out that two letters were sent to Nintendo Crime Department with the thumbprints of a guy with the name K[expletive]C that has requested Mario and Luigi to arrest for no reason under the name of "Anonymous Police Guy". People are now blaming him for the deaths of the brothers. Angry mobs are starting to "build up and attack the police for hiring such an [expletive]", says a guy known with 20/20 vision and 20/20 hearing.
Hitman, as caught on camera after Mickey's murder.
Oct. 15th
CSI has just released the fact that everything was the cop K[exploited]C's fault. They said that "SpongeBob was lured into the puddle when the sign "Swim Here" was put next to it just outside of camera view and removed quickly away by him. That appears to mean that Hitman was paid by him too to kill Mickey. And he was the one that sent the letters, knowing that the brothers can't breathe underwater." At the same time, they released a new TV series season called CSI: [expletive]. It showed all the scenes representing the evidence they provided, including the "Swim Here" sign and the Hitman shoots Mickey parts.
CSI Goes Bankrupt
Excerpt from "The Detective's Paper"
Today CSI has just encountered their first case of bankruptcy. The angry mobs that attacked the police department looking for K[exhausted]C were disappointed to find that he had retired and is currently "on the run". However, upon hearing the news that CSI had blamed K[excited]C with false testimony which was the "Swim Here" sign part they attacked CSI. Also, their new season was rated R and was banned from about 20 countries. Experts wondered if the season was really published by them; it's name explains everything about it. They went bankrupt when forced to pay a high fine from the profanity in the season and the fake evidence. Mainly the reason is because they spent all their money on making the movie. Meanwhile K[ex-fleet]C has just gained some supporters who hate Nintendo, Nickelodeon, and Disney. At the same time, a publisher called ATA has attempted on trying to censored material beep beep beep [expletive deleted] :o OMG *** Sorry for the technical problems... Blogger shall redirect you back to this page later after managing to destroy the inappropriate language... Sorry for the technical problems... Blogger shall *beep*
AS WRITTEN BY KEVIN CHIEN
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