What questions would you ask animals if they can talk?

     What I would ask pets are that, "do you think that your life is boring and is irritating that your master keeps touching you?" or "do you want to commit suicide, change a master, or are you happy with your life?". What I would ask barn animals are that, "are you tired of being a slave that is usually killed later?" or "are you worried that you can't have children because the farmer takes away all of your eggs?" or "do you think that your owner is a pervert? Why?". What I would ask endangered animals are that "your habitat is taken away by humans, do you want to fight back? If you want to, how?" or "do you think that humans should have economy? Do you think that humans should exist at all?". What I would ask zoo animals are that, "do you feel bored and cramped?" or "does your zoo keeper treat you nicely?". I really want to know more about their emotions, if animals really can talk, I might bring them to the debate table so they can fight for their own rights. They can also give speeches to the world if they can talk, but unfortunately, they can't.