What if cows gave root beer instead of milk?

     If cows gave root beer, then the cows won't be called dairy cows and they would be extinct since calves can't drink root beer. Then, the burger and beef companies will die, people would have to drink something else other than milk so that they can be tall, but because everyone likes to drink milk instead of anything that contains calcium so the average height might go from 180cm to 140cm and gosh, you must do it yourself. It's simply unimaginable. If the kids drink root beer, then they will become obese and the DEFAX will take away all children and make them watch educational television and drink soymilk. Finally, the parents revolt at the DEFAX and the third world war starts between parents and DEFAX.