Tinyman! -Alex

  When I woke up from my dream's dream, I have a weird feeling of why in this dumb world is my underwear so big. Then, I realize that I have shrunk to a size as small as an ant infant. I tried to get back to my original by killing somebody. Unfortunately, I have absolutely no idea of where Wesley's house of maps are so I'm forced to kill the annoying K.C. So I went to his house eluding his pet cat and fish, and wild rats and also Michael Jackson clones. I touched a grappling gun and it shrunk! So I used this to reach the top of the bed with K.C. sleeping. So I went into his ear and made him deaf. Then, I went into K.C's mouth and broke his vocal cords while successfully going into his lungs. I buffeted the lungs and his died of air suffocation. I growed a little and killing things do work. Eventually, I found out that it's a clone and I found it hard to get out of the lungs so I used the shrunken grapple gun to tear out the fake pieces of lung. I escaped and ignited K.C.'s house so all K.C. and Michael Jackson clones can die. The house is successfully burnt down and I successfully grown back to my own size. Unfortunately, K.C. needs to pay another 8 hundred million U.S. dollars to get another house and his mother was very - I mean very very - mad at him. I laughed and laughed and I was woken up by my mom. THE END.

My Daydream Journal

              If I was super small, I would hide inside the cabnet and eat whatever I wanted and if someone found me I would climb on his/her face while sleeping and freak them out and make them pass out and then I would drag him/ her into the bathroom and lock the door from the outside. I then would then pick up the worst smelling cheese and gas grenade and then throw it into the bathroom and make bim/her pass out agian!

If i am a giant

            If i am a giant, i will steal money from the people that is stealing money. I will steal the money and force the police or government to donate the money to me, the thief catcher. All the citizens will hate me because i took all the money away from them without giving them back. The government will broke and i will buy the whole country down and become the dictator of the country. I will rule the country and build a giant white house for my self and others all have to live in small sod houses and work for me for their rest of their life!!!!!

            I will have an empire of mine and my family and become the world's dictator and rule the whole world! Then i will become the best basketball player in the NBA or the whole world because i a the tallest and i can dunk and shoot and other people can't stop me because they are too short(they can only assinate me) Even if people wants to asssinate me, they can't because i will wear clothes that is bullet proof and kill whoever wants to kill me. I will walk around the whole world in just 5 hours but i will never do that because i can just ride the huge Bugatti Veyron just for me and bump everyone blocking my way and play PSP when i am tired of driving because my computer system can help me control my car and drive safely to anyplace that i wish to go or to kill (bump) My car also has bullet proof windows and metal around it but it still can have a max. speed of 450km/h which is still faster than the regular Bugatti Veyron!!!!!! I can also have a super long Lincoln limo, it is the longest limo ever made. There are a PS3, XBOX, Macbook, a small fridge filled with drinks and a super

                                by Steven Liu

If I were a Giant or a Tiny man...

  If I were a giant, I would try to save those ( tiny people ) if they have danger, and if they come to visit me, I won't be like the giant in some fairy tales that eat people, I would be nice to those ( tiny people ) instead of  eating them. Also, I wouldn't have to worry about my food every day because all those ( tiny people ) would give me food every day because they think I am nice, I have saved their lives when they are in emergencies. I will live in the sky because I am so tall that I can touch the outside of the earth. But, sometimes if I am going home, I won't look down, and I would break things, and usually if I broke those things, I would help them fix it immediately. Also, I think there is a fun thing of being a giant, that I can see the world when I am walking already because I am so tall that I can stand in the deep ocean, and not drown! Yeah! 


  But, if I were a tiny man, first of all I would tell those ( giant people ) that I am below them to avoid them to step on me, and I would tell them to find a safe place for me to live such as clean places that have no people. Also, I could save people by using a small knife that I bring all the time, to sting the people who do bad thing to others. I am not afraid of doing this because they could not see me that tiny, and I could sting them without them noticing me. Also, I would not have to worry about my food every day because all those ( giant people ) would give me food every day because they think I am nice, too. But, there is a bad thing for being a tiny people is that I could almost not possibly see the whole world during my life time because I am so small that I would have no idea where I am going, and if at least I know, it would take a long time for me to walk just in one country!


                                              -Aaron

The Adventures of Detective Clewless

It was a dark, cold, and bitter November night. I looked up at the sun wondering how am the world am I looking at it if it was such a dark night the author who wrote this story was taking about. Okay, so it was a bright and sunny day and I was out celebrating the fact that I found out that my pet boa constrictor died because someone told me it did. When I went back to my office I found out that I forgot to flip the sign and it still said "OPEN". Walking in, I found a dead guy inside with a knife in his back holding a box with that claims it has money. Unfortunately there was nothing inside except for a note claiming that the messenger had been killed and looted for no reason. It took me an hour for me to realize that there was a reason for him to be killed and looted... FOR MONEY! So I got angry because the money was mine and the economy has no future whatsoever, so it's hard to get good money nowadays. I found the poor messenger's ID card which said that he was Vick Tim. Then I inspected his shirt which said that he was from "Free Money Co." I found it's address and walked there seeing that the messenger also walked and that I probably could do the same thing, seeing the place seemed close.

It has been three days just to walk there. I arrived, astounded with the fact that I am still alive and made it through but still am in a very critical condition. I crawled to the reception and asked for my money. They said that I had received my share. I cursed the receptionist and told her that mine was stolen and one of their transporters, Vick Tim died. They blasted me, saying that I am a detective and should know better to go get it back with my brains. They also said that they don't really care about Vick Tim, seeing that he's got a son, Vick Tim II, that they could use. Since I could only get the money by confronting the killer, I ate a meager meal at a restaurant and walked back to my office.

Again, I entered my office, panting. I didn't need to crawl, seeing that I had more energy than my last journey. The body of Tim, I found out, had been taken to a morgue by the police for investigation. I went to the police station and asked if there were any fingerprints on it. They said yes, and they said that the fingerprint was from Nifty Trains Potter. I asked for information on what they did to him, and they said that they went to his place and arrested him. They took him in for questioning, and he said that he only was told to give the knife to someone by his boss. They asked him so many questions he started going crazy and had to go to a mental hospital. Unfortunately, they gave the rest of the case to me because the mayor lost his pet gila monster.

It was a good thing that we did find out that he gave the knife to a guy who lives in a slum building near the lake. I got there and found someone called Sirius Keel and asked him if he has my money. He punched me, so I got angry and kicked him in his privates. He backed off and took out a handgun and attempted to shoot me twice. The first bullet bounced off my pants zipper but still really hurt. The second one went out the window. I heard an "Ouch!" and a camera clicking. I later found out that he died, and that his name was Inn Cent Bi Sandra. Anyways, I kicked Keel in the face. Then I quickly grabbed the gun from his hand and forced him to give me the money. He gave me one fake hundred-dollar bill. I got angry because I thought that the money must have been much more than that instead of realizing that the money was an impostor. I took out a tiny grenade and told him that if he didn't give me the money I would shove it down his [expletive] throat. He cursed me using the most obscene language I've ever heard of with my mother as the main subject, but gave in at the end. He gave me another hundred bucks, this time real, and it satisfied me, so I let him go, happy with my new handgun and "couple" hundred dollars. I took me ten seconds to realize that I had just let a criminal go, an quickly ran out the building only to find that the police had already taken care of him. I found out that there had been a really big reward for his arrest, so I got really angry and blasted the cops that I was the one who disarmed him an had to undergo extreme pain from having a bullet bounce off my pants zipper. The cops all wound up laughing, only to all end up in a hospital later because they laughed the air out of them. Seeing an opportunity, I took Keel away from two of the laughing officers before they got hoarse and went to the poilice station to claim my reward, which was simply 1000 pennies. How very thoughtful of them.

-The End-

By Kevin Chien

My name is Ken! ( You have to read it, is about you) do not delet this post

   Hello!!! My name is Ken. My school is Pacific American School, I ‘m in sixth grade. I am a super funny guy. (I don’t know you think I am a funny guy), I love to have PE class, and I have fun in PAS school PE class, but now I only have one PE class because I have ESL, so I will quit the ESL soon.


I’m also a computer master, I can help people to go on internet (I help Greg and K.C), I also know a lot of game like Roblox (K.C, Dom, Alex, Greg have playing this game)

I love to help people the thing that I can do it and I also like to treat people something. My friend has Greg, Steven Lee, K.C, Aaron, Dominic, Alex, Steven Liu Wesley and Jerry (those two guys I not sure they are my friend).

I love to play dodge ball and I am best player in our class, Wesley is good at running, Steven Liu is good at basketball, Lee is good at baseball, Jerry is almost good at everything except English(hope his English can be batter), Alex and K.C is smartest sixth grade in our class, and we have two scare girl. I have a lot of fun in PAS sixth grade and I not sure I will be back in seventh grade, If I report card degrade, I won’t come back again, so I always hope my report card can be good grade.



By : Ken

Homestead game HARD!!!!!

     The Homestead game is so hard that you can get poor very easy, Is Hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Roblox acount lock master: Ken

I could lock your roblox, if you doing something bad. BEWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex is bad!!!!

Alex why you delet my writing, you are bad sexy girl. bad bad bad!!!! give me a reason why you doing that.

Rocky Mountains Trip -Alex

  What a wonderful time I had in the picturesque mountains of the Rockies when visiting my favorite uncle and his husky in his cozy wooden house that even has a fire place to snuggle up to!  The clear bright blue evening surrounded me, and I felt so happy and comfortable - it was like I was in another world! The cold pure white snow chilled me as it covered the steep and rocky mountains. The snow was so thick on the rocks, almost like it protected the brown rocks like a mother would protect her child from danger. Below that was a clean, open field full of white snow in which nothing lived. For anyone who would seek a skiing adventure, this mountain chain would provide an awesome experience! I wish I can live in this tranquility with such beauty surrounding me. I enjoyed a week of peace and fun out there. I even took a picture of Mt. Elbert.

Poor Alex Tsai,(cried)

I'm sorry that this pathetic post is here and me which is Alex will try to get it corrected.

Strange weather report. -Alex

  The Bad Weather Report

  Hello everyone, it's strange weather report on AXN! Today we predict that New York state will be raining cats and dogs with a precipitation of 2,100 mm of flesh.

So please remember to scrub blood off your front lawn and off your roof while staying inside your house so you won't get smashed by cats or dogs. Please note that the most concentrated place of rain is in the city of Manhattan.

  We also predict a cloudy day in Denver, Colorado with a chance of it raining meatballs. So have your plates ready everyone! And be sure to watch the movie too!

  Now let's see Portland, Oregon where we forecast bullet-hail so please wear your bullet-proof vests, bullet-proof hats, bullet-proof shoes, bullet-proof rain coats, bullet-proof umbrellas and bullet-proof shoes  whenever you want to go out. Please note that armies might come because they can obtain free bullets.

                                       

   Now we'll open the lines. We have one caller, Dean of Chicago, Illinois.

Me: Good day, why are you calling us, Dean?

Dean: While I'm watching this show, some horrible weather has started!

Me: Can you describe it to us?

Dean: It's raining pork while everyone is going to the doctor!

Me: It's probably the swined rain, and you know, I hate pigs.

Special effects: har har har har har har har har har har har har har.

Dean: Do you have any suggestions of what should I do?

Me: Get a barbecue grill outside with the hottest fire to catch the pigs. Be sure to dodge the pigs, though!

Dean: Thanks Alex! (hangs up)

And that's the end of this show, I'll see you next time on The Bad Weather Report!